Single Males (True Story)

I had such a good time airing out grievances tonight.

Amarie and I went to all-you-can-eat sushi. We definitely ate more than what we could eat (that was our feat of strength, thankyouverymuch).

Then I got to drive her cube home. It was so much fun! I am telling you, between ye olde english jokes and making more fun of le le le le chum production (DO NOT click on that link) and his GF, there wasn't any room for any sulking about.

I got home to a house smelling of boiling turnips in date juice. Husband was making his favorite dish (boiled turnips in date juice). But even a husband boiling stanky turnnips couldn't get me down - I was on such a high, I decided to play xmas songs on the piano.

So I started... with Jingle Bells. As I was playing and having a grand time, who comes into the living room with a glowing smiling face?

Husband.

And what is he singing?

Single males! single males! single all the way!

I swear this really happened. Happy Festivus!